Author’s Note: I’m stealing this quote for the story. Just letting you know.
Twilight Sparkle: Good guess, and actually correct. I’ve been shown clips from the show in your world (REALLY uncomfortable to talk about now, after the asylum…), and they did fairly well on Iron Will, they just got his number of fingers wrong. Minotaurs have ten fingers, and the system was simple enough that Equestria decided to adopt it as their math base.
I wouldn’t mind hearing the translation. And I know OF Madoka, never had a chance to watch it.
Canonbot: For purposes of this story, and because the Author detests Flim and Flam, the Apples have no familial connects to the two con-artists. *beep*
Medic: Ze apocalypse.
Princess Luna: Scorpan actually stays in regular contact. He is back in the demon realms, keeping his more hostile brothers in check by draining their magic. It sustains him, and doesn’t kill them, since regrettably demons can recover from a complete magic drain faster than ponies can. (Days as opposed to years.)
Princess Celestia: Indeed. The only way to stop a demon from getting his magic back is to use the powers of Tartarus, which has its own dangers. It’s why Lord Tirek was locked there.
Twilight Sparkle: I really hope he was just using the name… If he was an avatar, or a descendant of the original, then… *shudders*
Scout: Ah. I mean She-Hulk. Marvel Comics character, like Deadpool. Except she’s saner. And hotter.
Scout: Jealous that I got such a great girl? Yeah, o’course they will! And as for why I’m calm… well, I admit if I was human at the time, it’d be weird. But since we was both colorful talkin’ ponies, there was nothin’ weird about it.
Applejack: They’re not family, but they’re regular customers. Normally, there’s a safe path through the flame swamp, Apple Bloom just wandered off of it. …Oh! And that one feller who said our pie was better than his ma’s made it up to her, so no worryin’ about that.
Scout: The problem with being a fourth-wall breaker is that we only know as much as whoever’s writing us. Deadpool, Shulkie, 80s Cartoon Raphael, and all the rest, they got the same problem.
Pinkie Pie: And Knight’s never watched Red vs. Blue. Sorry!
Twilight Sparkle: *looks at her fur-covered body* Define ‘hairy.’
Scout: …You wanna handle this one, big guy?
Bulk Biceps: YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Scout: And he wins most of them, apparently.
Twilight Sparkle: It’s heavily regulated, but it’s legal. It’s diluted heavily from its previous, heavily toxic version so it’s about as dangerous as, say, marijuana at this point.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, we have that here.
m͖̦͔̭͈̫y̩̯,͎̲͉̯͉͈͝ ̘̟̱͓͍̫a͟r͍e̸n̨̙͈̹͇’͏t̗̥̜̭ y͈͍͎o̯̫͎̻͢ͅu ͚̬̖̬͉̩͟ͅu͍̦̫n̠͇̱̗̫̭o̰̙̝r̳̲͎i̘͙͕͖͖͇͜ͅg̦i̗̯̦͔͎̼̞n͚͠a̝̟͍͉̳̝l͇͍͠?͜
̦͇̝͈͙̝͇́s̹͇̲͔͎o͏̗̼͎͚r̡̻̥͉̖r̲͜y͞,̗͈ ͎͔͇̘̫buͅt̠̝̠̫̩̬͉͠ ̧̪t͓̟͙ͅh̤̮̮̹e̛̠̺̺̝̥̥̹s̸̤̠͕̥͚ȩ̣̩͙ ̨̩͕̹̮͔a͈͈̫̪̳̻r̝͓͙̩̺e̟̗̗͔ ̳̳̰m̱͜y̙̲͎̻̦̟ ͉̻͇̫͚͇͔p̰l͉͖̦̥̲͠a̮y̴t̩h̬i̳n͚̠̻̦g̣͈̟̗̲s̞̹
̝̦͉͇ͅa̟̥ͅn҉̻̤d̲ ̶̣̼͕͎i͈̦̹͇̯͢ d̻̣̼̫̠͜o̠̰̹͎͉̦ṉ̦͡’̵t̬̻͙ ̳̮̩̗̲͞l̟̱͝i͍̘͍̙k̺̳̲͟e̜̳̣͚̱̱ ̞̪s̥͙̥͖̦͇h̯̬̱̹̪͔a̙r̺̻̥̤ͅi̺̺̼̳͓̪ǹg̶̭̟
Applejack: Listen to me very carefully. FLIM AND FLAM ARE NOT RELATED TO OUR FAMILY. Not everything with an apple on their butt is a member of the Clan.
Granny Smith: Just most of them. *smirks*
Applejack: *grumbles and trots off*