Princess Celestia: …Cosmetic reason. Our regalia have an enchantment on them that makes our manes and tails look more impressive. Plus, the enchantment feels deliciously tingly. It’s why we usually sleep with at least some of our regalia still on, the tingly feeling is relaxing.
Nope. No TV, just internet.
Spy: A method of coping with ze idiots. I admit I smoke more zan I should, but I do not go through a pack a day, like some others do.
Naah. Dr. Care stayed out of the spotlight as much as equinely possible and Barricade’s been mistaken for a mechanism instead of a pony far too many times.
Not really. Honestly, Ben 10’s a setting I’d prefer to work with on its own, instead of in a crossover.
…Although lately I’ve been having Persona-related ideas…
Princess Celestia: Nopony can. Not even Discord.
Rainbow Dash: Batmeat tastes like batmeat. At least that’s what Gilda told me. Some dorky nerd stallion asked her that same question.
Because I’ve been scammed before and I HATE scam artists. Flim and Flam will only show up when I want to hurt something.
Oh, I’ve encountered the odd hacker from time to time. Had a nasty one the other day who was using a modded Heavy with far better accuracy on his minigun that what should be. When he got called out, he stopped pretending he was playing fair, and then started aimbotting with a souped-up Heavy. That was constantly conga-dancing. OH! And he constantly changed his name while spamming the chat.
I eventually gave up and left the server.
Scout: … Heheh. That’s cool. I like that.
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Pinkie Pie: If they visit Ponyville, I’ll introduce them.
Soldier: Hnh. Cadet was accompanying us into the forest we were lured into by Grey Mann’s machines. The nine of us, Gem, and Cadet were tricked into going into the Castle of the Two Sisters, leaving them ample time to kidnap everyone. I hate to admit it, but he can’t be accused of cowardice this time.
Cadet: That’s right *huffs*
Soldier: He’s still a lazy bum that I need to smack from time to time.
Cadet: Hate you so much…
Princess Celestia: A headache. Those blasted nobles complained constantly and I had to do far more wheeling and dealing than I prefer to to get them to accept her and stop opposing the modifications to the laws that allowed Luna to rule again.